Thursday, September 30, 2010

Interview With All Canadian Quarterback Austin Conquergood

Z- "Austin, it's truly an honor to have you here for this interview, with only 2 years left in your high school career where do you plan on playing after high school".
A- " I plan on replacing Brett Farve after his 5th official retirement as starting Quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings".
Z- "Hm interesting do you think that your numbers will drop from 600 average passing yards per game once you hit the NFL"?
A- Possibly it may drop to around 300 seeing as I'll finally be playing around players closer to my caliber, not at my caliber, but closer".
Z- "Always Humble,  Are you hoping to play in the bigs with any of your highschool teamates, if so who"?
A-"Ya quite possibly, Right Guard/ Running back Justin Gabriel". "Other than that there is no one worthy of my time".
Z- " Is there any chance your looking for an agent that is trying to get out of the blogging buisness and make some serious cash flow"?
A-"Quite Possibly".
Z- "Is there any chance you would keep me in mind"?
A- "Probable".
Z-  " Once you hit the big time are you seeking captainship of the team, do you think you deserve it in your first year in the NFL".
A- "Yes, Why wouldn't I"
Z- " That's not for me to say", " Do you plan on having a relationship with the entire cheerleading squad,  or only 3 quarters of them".
A- "Only the good looking ones".
Z- " So all of them then, If a career ending injury were to come your way what would be your back up plan"?
A- " Return to my home town of Canada, and join the Air Force".
Z- " Well let's hope that doesn't happen, on a personal note this has been a great interview and I appreciate you coming in and sharing with us, Sleep well my children".

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Top 3 Fast Food Joints

       Everyone has there favorite fast food restaurant. Whether it's for the burgers, the taco's, or the chicken we all have a preferable place to eat.  So after a huge debate I have finally come up with the 3 ultimate fast food restaurants of our time, I know, it's kind of a big deal.  These restaurants were ranked on lack of grease,  menu variety, and overall tastiness.
      
      Taking the number three spot is Burger 55, a locally owned burger joint in Penticton B.C.  The service is impeccable and they turn the task of making a burger into an art form.  By far the best restaurant burger I have ever had.  Now It is expensive but I believe it is worth the price.

       Taking the number 2 spot has to be Arby's.  The diverse menu and tasty food is the perfect combination to take the second spot.  There diverse menu and incredible taste are not only convenient but also impressive.  Arby's is on the smaller end of Canadian enterprises but you need to eat it at least once before you die. 

       The moment of truth has come,  Taking the number one spot is.... Subway.  The fact that it's healthy for you, and it's not ridiculously expensive is enough for everyone to want to try.  The fact that it can also be toasted boosts the tastiness to unbelievable heights.


So here it is.  The top 3 fast food joints, so when your short on cash and big on hunger you now know where to go.  Feel free to print this out and show it to future generations as a guide. 

Sincerely Zac Thompson

Monday, September 20, 2010

Historical Event

There are many historical events that have happened through out history, some good, some bad, but all important.  If I had the choice of going back to any historical event that has ever happened in the history of man kind, I would probably have to choose to stop the assasination of Ghandi.  He was a great man and did not deserve to die. Since I would be going back knowing that such events would take place I would be able to prevent his assasination, there for keeping Ghandi alive for those precious few more years that he has left.  Ghandi was a revolutianary man with a vision for peace and harmony through out the world, a vision it seems man kind has forgotten over the years.  Ghandi would have been a great asset if he would have been alive for a few more years to impact future generations.  Me and Ghandi would become good friends and I would be his partner in spreading peace throughout the world.  Ghandi you were a great man and we still miss you with all our hearts.


Ghandi We Hardly Knew Ye

Zac